Tennis

Dear Roger Federer,     As you turn one year younger or for the record, one year older, I have a confession to make and a request to demand. Let's start with the request which also shouts, screams and demands logical and rational explanations to the outrageous things you do on the tennis court. From the backspins to the tweeners, I sometimes fear that you might actually get banned for doing things which your opponent can't even think of in his dreams. Funny enough, the way you embarass your opponent is truly cruel. I remember James Blake once said that Roger will give you a bit more time than some of the top players but he will make you feel like you don't know how to play tennis. I almost fell off my chair laughing but later I tried to put myself in your opponent's shoes and I could imagine how horrible the experience must be. Even watching you play is a thrilling ride sometimes. When you hit a backhand winner early in the first set, we know you are in good touch. It r...